JLo Tries To Re-write History

[oceanstrip]

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Date: 8 Oct 2004 14:54:29 -0700
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And so, Mr.

Anthony is feeling a little uncomfortable with the all the Piggy's
soft core porn strewn all over the net and television? What did he
expect? She's no lady.

He doesn't like ladies. If he did, he would have stuck it out with Dayanara.
He's into hoochie mamas, AKA JHo.
What's surprising is that he actually married her.
Oh, well. Perhaps he likes them cheap.

a glamorous trophy for his arm AND a whore in the bedroom.

Let's take bets on what STD's the talentless bitch is carrying.

[The Bride]

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Date: Sun, 10 Oct 2004 18:20:50 -0500
Subject: Re: JLo Tries To Re-write History

Organization: http://groups.google.com
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Date: 8 Oct 2004 14:54:29 -0700
Subject: Re: JLo Tries To Re-write History
And so, Mr.

Anthony is feeling a little uncomfortable with the all the Piggy's
soft core porn strewn all over the net and television? What did he
expect? She's no lady.

He doesn't like ladies. If he did, he would have stuck it out with Dayanara.
He's into hoochie mamas, AKA JHo.
What's surprising is that he actually married her.
Oh, well. Perhaps he likes them cheap.

a glamorous trophy for his arm AND a whore in the bedroom.

Let's take bets on what STD's the talentless bitch is carrying.

oh, i don't know about that. she is meticulous in her bodily care, b/c she
is so immersed in herself. she couldn't, in her mind, do something so
low-class as allow herself to contract an std. remember, ben affleck said
she was nearly virginal because "she's only been with like, 5 guys" her
whole life. so, if affleck thought she was pure, then you have to KNOW that
la puerca herself probably thinks she's the virgin mother.

[Racine]

The Bride <***@earthlink.net> wrote in message news:<BD9081F5.2D982%***@earthlink.net>...
remember, ben affleck said

Post by The Bride
she was nearly virginal because "she's only been with like, 5 guys" her
whole life. so, if affleck thought she was pure, then you have to KNOW that
la puerca herself probably thinks she's the virgin mother.

Did he actually say that? How disrespectful! I do not like JHo but
that is a mean comment. Asinine too. And if truthful, (her having
only 5 guys) ummm perhaps Jho's only counting "technical sex", i.e.
anal/oral sex doesn't count.

[The Bride]

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Date: 12 Oct 2004 15:29:22 -0700
Subject: Re: JLo Tries To Re-write History
remember, ben affleck said

Post by The Bride
she was nearly virginal because "she's only been with like, 5 guys" her
whole life. so, if affleck thought she was pure, then you have to KNOW that
la puerca herself probably thinks she's the virgin mother.

Did he actually say that? How disrespectful! I do not like JHo but
that is a mean comment. Asinine too. And if truthful, (her having
only 5 guys) ummm perhaps Jho's only counting "technical sex", i.e.
anal/oral sex doesn't count.

oohhhhhhhhhhhhh, yeah, he said it. in vanity fair magazine earlier in the
year. it was shocking, to say the least. thinking back, though, i believe he
did say "chaste", not "virginal". but it's a weird remark either way. but i
don't think he was meaning to be mean. ironically, he was complimenting her.
it was completely a clueless thing to say.